The Swordsman's Academy of Self-Defense

<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#0000FF" VLINK="#FF0000" ALINK="#0000FF"> <CENTER> <A HREF="http://ad.linkexchange.com/1/X138611/gotoad.map" TARGET="_top"> <IMG WIDTH="440" HEIGHT="40" BORDER="1" ISMAP="ISMAP" ALT="LinkExchange" SRC="http://ad.linkexchange.com/1/X138611/logoshowad?free"></A> <BR><FONT SIZE="1"><A HREF="http://www.linkexchange.com/"> LinkExchange Member</A></FONT><BR> </CENTER> <P ALIGN="CENTER"><IMG SRC="http://www.schemel.com/cgi-bin/rand_image.cgi"></P> <P>This is the first ever on-line academy to teach the art of modern dueling through a correspondence type course.<BR>This site is currently undergoing a <B>major</B> renovation... Please excuse the dust.</P> <P>Over <IMG SRC="http://counter.digits.com/wc/-d/6/-r/-z/geoffsch" ALIGN="top" WIDTH="60" HEIGHT="20" BORDER="0" HSPACE="4" VSPACE="2"> billion served daily.<BR> Hey, this web-counter is cool! To have a web-counter of your very own, just click <A HREF="http://www.digits.com">here.</A></P> <P ALIGN="CENTER">These pages best viewed with:<BR><A HREF="http://budweiser.com/"><IMG SRC="tikus.gif" ALT="Budweiser" ALIGN="MIDDLE" BORDER="0" WIDTH="98" HEIGHT="55"></A></P> <HR> <H2 ALIGN="CENTER">Have you ever???</H2> <UL> <LI>Felt uneasy entering a mall with all of the mall-rats and gang-bangers hanging outside smoking and harassing the patrons?</LI></UL> <UL> <LI>Decided to wait till the next day to withdraw money from an ATM because of the unsavory crowd nearby?</LI></UL> <UL> <LI>Given up your lunch money to a bully at school?</LI></UL> <UL> <LI>Had someone kick sand in your face at the beach while trying to impress someone of the opposite sex?</LI></UL> <UL> <LI>Watched in helplessness as someone committed a violent crime in front of you?</LI></UL> <UL> <LI>Just wanted to kick the living crap out of someone that ticked you off?</LI></UL> <H4 ALIGN="CENTER">Then you're just what we're looking for!</H4> <P>At the <B>Swordsman's Academy of Self-defense</B> we are here to help you carve your way through the throngs of mall-rats, withdraw your entire bank account, or be able to make any beach bullies eat sand from underneath their toe nails!</P> <P>With my revolutionary system of self-defense, (that is also well-grounded in history), you can be self-assured of the protection of yourself and your loved-ones in <B>any physical encounter</B>, with <B>any person</B> you might meet on the street. My system is so <B>powerful</B> that most people never even need to go past "step one" to ensure their safety! And unlike other self-defense courses, mine does not require 15 years in a dojo learning all about philosophy and how it is ethically and morally wrong to hurt your opponents. </P> <P>My system is so easy to learn that you can grasp the basic concepts right there in your chair, lifting only your finger to click your mouse! Thanks to the World Wide Web and my intuitive, easy to use point and click interface, you will quickly* learn these basic steps in self-defense! All you need is a willingness to learn, and the desire for safety in your personal life.</P> <P>Now I will not lie to you and try to say that you can become an overnight master of my system without some hard work; because you can't. It will take some work but overall, you will find it much easier than your traditional martial art.</P> <H5 ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT SIZE="+1">Are you ready for the kicker?</FONT></H5> <P><B>The Swordsman's Online Academy of Self-defense</B>, is absolutely <B>FREE!</B> You can browse and peruse and study to your hearts content. Unlike other self-defense instructors who would charge you an arm and a leg for the privelege of their instruction, I have a real job. I don't do this for money.</P> <H6 ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT SIZE="+1">"Why do you do this," you ask?</FONT></H6> <P>I do this because I believe in a better world. One where criminals don't rule the streets. One where you can walk safely in your neighborhood at night. I believe in a world without crime, without fear, and lastly a world living in peace and harmony with itself; because it's hard to act tough with 40 inches of steel shoved down your throat!</P> <P>So, if you are willing to learn, and think you have what it takes, then feel free to step inside.</P> <P>[<A HREF="swordsman/">The Swordsman</A>], just who is this person and what makes him tick?</P> <P>[<A HREF="admin/">The Administration Building</A>] is where you can learn more about The Swordsman's Academy of Self-Defense.</P> <P>[<A HREF="tnghall/">The Training Hall</A>] is where you will begin your studies.</P> <P>[<A HREF="http://idt.net/~geoff3/newz/">The Gazette</A>] is the Acadamies official school newspaper with stories collected from around the globe.</P> <P>[<A HREF="http://www.schemel.com/chainmail/">The Chainmail Links</A>] are a collection of interlinked WWW Bulletin Boards that hail from an earlier age.</P> <P>[<A HREF="links/">The Swordsman's Links</A>] are a collection of his favorite links, plus you can add a link to your own home page. You might even win the Swordsman's Award for Web Excellence!</P> <P>[<A HREF="http://www.schemel.com/tsaosd/frguestbk.htm">The Guestbook</A>] now that you have stopped by. Please stop in to sign the Guestbook before surfing on. The Swordsman loves to know who his visitors are.</P> <P></P> <P>* minus download times of course :-)</P> <P></P> <HR> <P ALIGN="LEFT">Please email comments and bug reports to <A HREF="mailto:geoff@schemel.com">The Swordsman</A>. </P> <HR> <P>The Swordsman's On-line Academy of Self-Defense was first opened August 10, 1996.</P> <P>This site was last updated April 28, 1997.</P></BODY>